HA YOU THOUGHT YOU PULLED A FAST ONE ON ME
BUT I PULLED A FAST ONE ON YOU
BECAUSE WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT 2014
WE TALKIN' 'BOUT 2015
January of 2015 will be less than great. I'll have to work really hard to finish an animation final project for school, and it's probably going to look really silly, and I'm probably gonna have to show it off to the entire class, and then I'll get laughed at, and then someone will throw a glass of pee at my head. They'll probably miss but it's the thought that counts.
Days after I finish my animation, a game called Evolve comes out. I know it's not but I'm going to think of it as my "reward" for finishing the animation. I hope it's a good game or else I might have to throw a glass of pee at my own head to punish me for getting my hopes up.
March should be uneventful except for THE RELEASE OF THE CONQUEROR WORM ONTO THE PUNY MORTALS.
In April I believe there's a local film festival that I'll probably submit my animation to. I would be kinda worried about it getting a chilly reception, except that I went last year and the best thing there was a documentary about dirt. It was a decent documentary, but if a decent documentary about dirt is the best thing there then I have nothing to worry about.
In May Age of Ultron will be out so I'll probably see that and have a good time.
In June it'll be summer which means people will yell about how good the weather is and how we never have weather like this EXCEPT FOR SUMMER EVERY YEAR DO YOU GUYS HAVE THE MEMORY SPANS OF EARTHWORMS I MEAN MY GO-
July will mean 4th of July which would mean Scare The Shit Out Of My Dog Day except I don't have a dog so it will probably just scare the shit out of my lizard.
In August I'll have my birthday, so that should be fun.
The rest of the year is uncertain.